meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: hotanimegirl, via this-pie-is-fantastic-sherlock)

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

(via imanassbutt)

Harry Potter:  Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger:  What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley:  Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood:  One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley:  Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley:  What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom:  Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy:  Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort:  If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange:  Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley:  Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig:  If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy:  Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid:  What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge:  Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy:  What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley:  What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby:  Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black:  Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch:  What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley:  How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew:  Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory:  Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore:  What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall:  What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape:  Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin:  If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon:  What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody:  Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley:  What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout:  What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks:  If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile:  What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter:  Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter:  What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney:  Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander:  What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown:  Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang:  If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia:  What is your favorite flower?

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

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rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

(via normanbecile)

sodamnrelatable:

NOOOOOO! I JUST PUT THESE ON!!!!

(Source: thehostxo, via another-stupid-blog-url)

so-zack-its-jack:

if I had a dollar for every time a band ruined my life, i might actually be able to afford band merch

(via constantconfliction)

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via constantconfliction)

dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

(via i-am-not-a-giantspider)

uk-the-uke:

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

And don’t forget:

-Can hold breath for 30 seconds

-has begginers luck

-eats

-sleeps

-blogs

(via another-stupid-blog-url)

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

(Source: hungarian, via shinichiwinchester)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via myotpwillbethedeathofme)